Fuck you Portlandia! You are the easiest and my personal favorite scapegoat. This is ALL your fault. You are not funny. You never were funny. You've ruined our city by turning us into a fucking commercial for hipster bullshit. I've been here for 20 years. I have watched it change. Portland is now a soulless amusement park for the entitled and wealthy. I hate what this city is becoming and I blame YOU!

P.S. Stop expecting all my friends to be in your skits for free and to hand over their food carts and spaces so you can film. You make tons of money off your shitty show and you give none of it back. FUCK YOU!