I have a problem. It's not one that I can talk about openly, so I thought that perhaps this might be the place. Here it is: I'm a super gassy person. I know, I know, we all get gas… but I'm not saying it's an everyday kind of gas. This stuff even wakes me up at night, with not only its explosive nature, but the odor. It's quite toxic. I've tried a variety of remedies, from "Beano" to "Gas-X" to a multitude of other OTC and homeopathic solutions… ALL FAILED. I've even altered my diet, and sometimes if I know I have a date, I won't eat for two days prior. Nothing works. I can't stay the night at someone's house for fear I'll let one loose and make them vomit. I don't eat dinner around people. I don't drink beer. My life is ruled by gas. I hate it and I seriously don't know what to do. Any suggestions?