Quit saying "giving zero fucks" or "giving remarkably few fucks." Nobody gives a shit what you care about and none of us want to hear your opinion on anything. That phrase (or variations thereof) is so fucking mundane and tedious that you make me want give zero fucks about you.

"Giving zero fucks"... I mean, who's the asshole who came up with this phrase that people of the follower variety seem to spout out? Some trust-fund hipster who decided to not work and layabout to live off the money he/she/they/zim inherited? All the people I see taking this great stand seem to be spoiled little hipster brats.

Great, don't give a fuck about anything... just keep it to yourself. Give zero fucks in your mind... use your inside voice and shut up about it.