Courtenay Hameister

Courtenay is an author, teacher, and columnist. Her book, Okay Fine Whatever, is available wherever fine books about anxiety and sex club burritos are sold.

Recent Articles

Mission Impossible 8: ‘Til Death Do Us Part

No, seriously. How do people make long-term relationships work?

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Fun with Anxiety: Sometimes We Do Dumb Things

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Fun with Anxiety: Riding the Mushroom Slip 'n' Slide

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Fun with Anxiety: Why I’m Considering Becoming a Scofflaw
Comedy Jan 17 4:00 AM

Fun with Anxiety: Why I’m Considering Becoming a Scofflaw

Courtenay Hameister
Fun with Anxiety: Buns Before Guns
Comedy Dec 6 4:00 AM

Fun with Anxiety: Buns Before Guns

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Fun with Anxiety: Into the Comfort Zone
Comedy Oct 25 4:00 AM

Fun with Anxiety: Into the Comfort Zone

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Fun with Anxiety: The Book Tour
Comedy Oct 4 10:00 AM

Fun with Anxiety: The Book Tour

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Welcome to
Comedy Sep 27 4:00 AM

Welcome to "Fun With Anxiety!"

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Trump Announces Presidency Was an Elaborate Prank Show Called <i>Trump’d</i>
Comedy Sep 6 9:00 AM

Trump Announces Presidency Was an Elaborate Prank Show Called Trump’d

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Trump Announces Presidency Was an Elaborate Prank Show Called <i>Trump’d</i>
Comedy Aug 29 4:00 AM

Trump Announces Presidency Was an Elaborate Prank Show Called Trump’d

Courtenay Hameister
Unite the Right 2’s Group Chat Explains Small Turnout
Comedy Aug 15 4:00 AM

Unite the Right 2’s Group Chat Explains Small Turnout

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In the Arms of the Cuddler
Feature Aug 1 1:30 PM

In the Arms of the Cuddler

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Let’s Play “Real Trump Tweets? Or Some Shit I Wrote After Four Rosés?”
Comedy Aug 1 4:00 AM

Let’s Play “Real Trump Tweets? Or Some Shit I Wrote After Four Rosés?”

Courtenay Hameister
In the Arms of the Cuddler
Courtenay Hameister Aug 1 4:00 AM

In the Arms of the Cuddler

An Excerpt from Courtenay Hameister’s Hilarious and Bittersweet New Book, Okay Fine Whatever

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What's She Mad About Now: It Can't Happen Here
National Politics Jul 23 9:00 AM

What's She Mad About Now: It Can't Happen Here

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It Can’t Happen Here
Comedy Jul 18 4:00 AM

It Can’t Happen Here

Courtenay Hameister
Letters from the Liberal Civil War
Comedy Jul 4 4:00 AM

Letters from the Liberal Civil War

Courtenay Hameister
Hitler Crawls Back from Hell to Ask People to Stop Comparing Him to Trump
Comedy Jun 20 4:00 AM

Hitler Crawls Back from Hell to Ask People to Stop Comparing Him to Trump

Courtenay Hameister
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