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The Number of Fucks

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Stick This in Your Pipe and Smoke It (Part II)

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Stick This in Your Pipe and Smoke It (Part I)

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Fuck Your “Goals.”

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Bagpipin'

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: New Relationship Pro Tips!

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Why Don’t You People Have Goals?

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: To Taco Bell Boy, With Love

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You Never Know Who You’re Talking To

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Dear Hot Guys at the Gym....

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The Great Cheese Puff War

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Voting for Rent Hikes

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Your Cat Is Full of Shit

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Thank You for Turning Me Down

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The Bachelorette: Portland Edition

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The Eyes Are On Your Mangy Ass

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To the Gentleman Downtown

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Dear So-Called Equity Champions...

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Please Pay for Her Birth Control

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I Don’t Owe No Stinkin’ Arts Tax

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But Seriously, I’m Grateful

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Crosswalk Samaritans

I, Anonymous Classic: Star Wars LSD Trip

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End of an Era

I, Anonymous Classic: I Don't Like Your Hitler 'Stache

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A Note to Oregon Drivers

I, Anonymous: Postage Stamps

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Postage Stamps

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This I, Anonymous Gets One Star

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Machine Automation

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Go Home

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Snow Thanks to You

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To the Distinguished Elder Gentlemen of Portland

It's the I, Anonymous Show! This Monday!

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Herbal Pine Deodorant™... For When You Really Care

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Mouse House

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An Open Letter to Portland

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Making People Smile During the Holidays

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To the Person Who Ran Over My Cat Last Night

New Column!

Don’t Miss THE I, ANONYMOUS SHOW—This Monday December 19!

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FK You Too

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Traffic Congestion on Aisle Four

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Society: Not Doomed After All?

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Keep Portland “Weird”

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FYI, Breeder

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Autumn Leaves

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The Best and Worst of Portland

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Don’t Be the Trump of Portland

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No Place to Go

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MOVE YOUR FUCKING DOG.
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