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Letters to the Editor

“MOVE IT BACK! MOVE IT BACK! MOVE IT BACK!!”

Letters to the Editor

“What the Hell Kind of Paper Do You Use to Print the Merc?”

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“Where’s Kendall Jenner When We Need Her?”

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A Requiem for the Portland Goats

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“I Should Say Upfront That I Enjoy Ecstatic Dancing and Treat It As a Spiritual Practice.”

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“Just Because Music Is Depressing, Whiny, and a Little Weird Doesn’t Make It Next-Level ‘Art.’”

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“How Can They Expect Me to Pump My Own Kombucha If I Can’t Even Pump My Own Gas?”

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“VAGINA! It’s Okay to Say.”

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“It’d Be Nice If Your Paper Ventured Outside the ‘Typical Portland’ Areas”

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“As an ‘Alternative Weekly,’ Your Paper Has Been a Sincere Disappointment"

A Note to Our Readers On A Day Without a Woman

Or, Why There Are No Men in This Issue

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“Thank You, Trump, for Giving Us the Face of Pure Evil. Now Prepare to Burn in Hell.”

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“Many Voters Thought Ted Wheeler Was a Progressive. They Were Suckered.”

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“Self-Righteousness Stemming From a Position of Privilege Is Not Constructive.”

You’ll Never Think About Sexy Mermaids the Same Way Again

The Lure: There's Some Tail Sex Stuff.

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“Enough Is Enough, Merc.”

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“‘FUCK YOU!’ Is My First Response.”

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“If You Supported Trump, You Voted Against the United States, You Stupid Fuck.”

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“This Guy Is Obviously Petty, Unhinged, and Off His Rocker.”

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RIP, Club 21.

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“This Is Why I Avoid So Many Restaurants in This Town.”

Letters to the Editor

The “Best” of Readers’ Letters and Comments from 2016.

Letters to the Editor

“If It Isn’t Twee, It Isn’t Worth Funding.”

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“Make Better Choices, Because Your Choices Matter.”

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The Breeders Strike Back

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“The Housing Crisis Is Over!”

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“Until People Realize They Have More Than Two Choices, This Idiocy Will Continue”

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“I Am Fired Up and Ready to Fuck Some Shit Up for the Midterms and 2020.”

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“Whites Pushing out Other Whites—What Has the World Come To?”

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"In the Future, After the Corporate Weed Wars, There Very May Well Only Be Like Three Legal Strains in Oregon."

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“If All Pub and Restaurant Patios Were Smoke-Free, They’d Get a Lot More Patrons.”

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“Do As Ya Please; Obviously I Can’t Stop You.”

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“May the Great Spirit Ever Bless and Protect the Portland Mercury.”

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“I Think You Mean ‘Biff.’”

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“Much Love to All Survivors of Rape.”

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“Learn About How Portland Became Portland!”

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“In Short, Fuck This Landlord.”

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“They Probably Thought I Was High, Which I Was.”

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“I Enjoyed Your Article—Kind of. Goodbye.”

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“Those Officers Get Nothing Done Besides Maybe Spreading Some Manure on the Asphalt.”

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“The Best Sparkling Water Is Kroger Brand Club Soda.”

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“Someone Buy Megan a Wonder Woman Outfit and Set Up the Drinks!!!”

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“The Last Harry Potter Book Took Place in 1998, Duh.”

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“Do What You Do Best—Advising People on How to Pee on Each Other.”

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"Perhaps Their Efforts Give Us All Some Hope That Change Is Possible."

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“Boy, This Second Amendment Is Working Out Just Great.”

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"Here's an Idea: Find Your Own Up-and-Coming Shithole."

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"I Too Have Made It Through All These Years with Generous Helpings of the 'Blum."

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"The Portland Mercury and Erik Henriksen Have Reached an All-Time Low."

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"It Looks Like the Mercury Has Perked Enough Interest with Their Fascist Reporting."
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