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Need a Crime Solved? Then “Ask Benny Henderson, the Child Detective™”

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The Return of “Ask Benny Henderson, the Child Detective™”

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Ask Benny Henderson, the Child Detective™

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Get Your Tickets Now for the I, ANONYMOUS SHOW!

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Get Ready: Portland Veg Week is Coming!

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This Week on Nextdoor (With Special Guest Frank Cassano!)

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This Week on Nextdoor (Guest Starring Frank Cassano!)

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Don’t Miss the September Edition of the I, Anonymous Show!

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Get Your Tickets Now for... the Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy 2017!

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade!

This Week’s Question: “What Are You Doing for the Solar Eclipse?”

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I Didn’t Kill Your Stupid Cat, and I Am Insulted by the Insinuation

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Ask a Motorist Stuck on the Hawthorne Bridge for 45 Minutes

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Enter Your Cute Pet in the Mercury’s Cutest Pet Photo Contest!

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade

How Do You Beat the Heat?

It’s Time to Submit Your Entry for HUMP! 2017!

Hurry Gp and Get Sexy for HUMP! 2017

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Together at Last: The I, Anonymous Show and Lez Stand Up!

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Enough with the Fucking Fireworks Already

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Brand New Taglines for Fox News

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Future News: Stories That Will Come True Next Week

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Looking for Summer Fun? Check Out the Mercury’s Things to Do Calendar!

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The I, Anonymous Show... Now at Curious Comedy Theater!

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Ask the Mystical Saudi Orb

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I Hope You Enjoy My New Movie, Alien: Covenant!

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Ask the Oregonian Commenters!

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Don’t Miss the Return of HUMP! 2016... Next Weekend!

Huzzah! Renaissance Faire Seasonne Doth Approach!

But Firste, Somme Apologies

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The Truthful News Quiz

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One Hulk’s Opinion

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Spring is Here... and it’s Time to HUMP!

Get Your Tickets Now for... Dan Savage’s Easter Extravaganza!

Advice! Music! Comedy! Sexy Jesus! It’s Dan Savage’s Easter Extravaganza!

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Celebrate a New America with this Donald Trump Commemorative Ruble!

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One Hulk’s Opinion: Hulk Stand in for Puny Sean Spicer

From Slacktivism to Activism

Resistance Events for the Week of March 15–21

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You’re Wrong About That: The “Keep Hope Alive” Edition

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One Hulk’s Opinion: Hulk Hold “Hulk Town Hall”

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Don’t Miss HIGHBALL: One Week... Over 40 Specially Crafted Cocktails... Only $5 each!

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Don’t Miss the February Edition of the I, Anonymous Show!

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“Who Put Ham in My Dannon©?!?” by Stephen K. Bannon

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Ask White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer

One Day at a Time

C’mon, Everybody! Let’s Punch a Nazi in the Face!

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Send Your Valentine... a FREE Mercury Valentine!

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Hulk Mad! So Hulk MARCH!

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Hey Republicans! Hulk Got Great Idea for New Health Plan!

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Imbecile Parade: Frank Cassano Asks, “What’s Your New Year’s Resolution?” (Uh-Oh.)

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The Mercury’s Absolutely 100 Percent Guaranteed Accurate Predictions for 2017!

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You’re Wrong About That: Trump Supporters Edition

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Don’t Miss THE I, ANONYMOUS SHOW—This Monday December 19!

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One Hulk's Opinion: Hulk Broke... So Hulk Write Fake News!

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Don’t Miss Dan Savage’s Holiday Special—this Friday, December 2!

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Hurrah! Announcing the Winners of the 2016 HUMP! Film Festival!
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