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Brand New Taglines for Fox News

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Future News: Stories That Will Come True Next Week

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Looking for Summer Fun? Check Out the Mercury’s Things to Do Calendar!

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The I, Anonymous Show... Now at Curious Comedy Theater!

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Ask the Mystical Saudi Orb

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I Hope You Enjoy My New Movie, Alien: Covenant!

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Ask the Oregonian Commenters!

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Don’t Miss the Return of HUMP! 2016... Next Weekend!

Huzzah! Renaissance Faire Seasonne Doth Approach!

But Firste, Somme Apologies

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The Truthful News Quiz

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One Hulk’s Opinion

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Spring is Here... and it’s Time to HUMP!

Get Your Tickets Now for... Dan Savage’s Easter Extravaganza!

Advice! Music! Comedy! Sexy Jesus! It’s Dan Savage’s Easter Extravaganza!

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Celebrate a New America with this Donald Trump Commemorative Ruble!

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One Hulk’s Opinion: Hulk Stand in for Puny Sean Spicer

From Slacktivism to Activism

Resistance Events for the Week of March 15–21

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You’re Wrong About That: The “Keep Hope Alive” Edition

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One Hulk’s Opinion: Hulk Hold “Hulk Town Hall”

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Don’t Miss HIGHBALL: One Week... Over 40 Specially Crafted Cocktails... Only $5 each!

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Don’t Miss the February Edition of the I, Anonymous Show!

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“Who Put Ham in My Dannon©?!?” by Stephen K. Bannon

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Ask White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer

One Day at a Time

C’mon, Everybody! Let’s Punch a Nazi in the Face!

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Send Your Valentine... a FREE Mercury Valentine!

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Hulk Mad! So Hulk MARCH!

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Hey Republicans! Hulk Got Great Idea for New Health Plan!

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Imbecile Parade: Frank Cassano Asks, “What’s Your New Year’s Resolution?” (Uh-Oh.)

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The Mercury’s Absolutely 100 Percent Guaranteed Accurate Predictions for 2017!

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You’re Wrong About That: Trump Supporters Edition

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Don’t Miss THE I, ANONYMOUS SHOW—This Monday December 19!

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One Hulk's Opinion: Hulk Broke... So Hulk Write Fake News!

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Don’t Miss Dan Savage’s Holiday Special—this Friday, December 2!

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Hurrah! Announcing the Winners of the 2016 HUMP! Film Festival!

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade

Frank Cassano Asks, “Who’s to Blame for the 2016 Election?”

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A Message from the New President of the United States (of the Upside Down Place)

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Got Voter Anxiety? Relax and Celebrate at the Portland Mercury’s Election Night Party!

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What Can You Expect at This Year’s HUMP? S-E-X! (And Other Fun Stuff!)

The Tears of Clown

It Ain't Easy Being a Clown

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The Portland Mercury and The Secret Society Present...The I, Anonymous Show! This Monday, Oct 17!

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Introducing Trump University’s Newest Class... The Art of Debate!

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Get Your Tickets Now to the 12th Annual HUMP!

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Ask An Undecided Voter

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Ask an Obsolescent Pair of Headphones

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Get Sexy in a Hurry—the HUMP! Deadline Rapidly Approaches!

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade

This Week’s Question: What Are Your Labor Day Plans?

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Don’t miss Dogs’ Day of Summer (featuring wiener dog and pug races)!

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Presidential Election Tips for Donald Trump! Guaranteed to Work!

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Get Your Tickets Now for the Portland Mercury’s "Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy" Showcase!

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Should I Vote for Hillary Clinton? A Flow Chart

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Enter the Mercury’s PETS IN ACTION Photo Contest!
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