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This week on Savage Lovecast, 34-year-old Dan Savage tackles the following questions:
If you're into older guys, will you always be into older guys? Like even when you're old? And is there anything wrong with that?
What's so very wrong with young people getting married, anyway?
How can a lesbian swirling in lesbian psychodrama develop a bionic bullshit detector?
And more. There's always more.
This episode is brought to you by pineapples--believed to make a lady's vaginal secretions taste better.
O joy! O rapture! O happy day! It's time for another episode of Your Radio Sucks, where your host Ned Lannamann injects "feel good" straight into your "bloodstream." It only hurts for a second! And then, you ride the blissful wave of new music from Ponytail (pictured), the Impossible Shapes, the Saturday Knights, Mugison, Adem, the Low Lows, Typhoon, the Interiors, and the War on Drugs. It's an explosion of delight!
Matt and Magsy wash away the stink from last week's epsiode with the Clash, Spoon, the Exploding Hearts, the Jam and more. Welcome to episode 76 of Pure Pod for Now People!
Oh happy day! The sun is out, the birds are chirping, and Andrew R. Tonry delivers a brand new episode of Easier Than Reading. Listen in and get a sneak peak at the live music happening around town this week. On today's show, you'll hear tunes from the Dodos (pictured), AU, Be Your Own Pet, 127, and more.
Blood and Sugar: Today's episode spans many topics, including ladies who get compensated for their sweet time. One caller is falling in love with her sugar daddy. Another caller has a fuck buddy who has suggested that he pay her for her services; how much should she charge? A fit gay man has fantasies of being fed into obesity. A man wonders if he and his buddies should pay a prostitute to pretend to pick up their socially awkward virgin friend out of pure desire. And a clever retaliation for the woman whose husband leaves his spunk all over the house.
Not for the faint of heart!
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This week, listener-approved podcast Your Radio Sucks includes music from Sloan, Sigur Ros, the Notwist, Lexie Mountain Boys, Dianogah (pictured), Joan as Police Woman, King Khan & the Shrines, the John Henrys, and the Hold Steady.
In honor of their 75th episode of Pure Pod for Now People, Matt and Magsy play some of the crappiest music ever committed to vinyl. Are you strong enough make it through 10 songs that evoke physical pain and nausea in human beings? Let's hope so--it's the only way you'll find out which songs made it on the show!
Jona and Claire, aka, Yacht played an amazingly energetic set in front of 1500 screaming high school kids at a benefit for Music In Portland Public Schools on May 30th 2008 at the Crystal Ballroom. Here's the video Dave Allen shot...
From the Moose.
Andrew R. Tonry delivers a brand new episode of Easier Than Reading, the musical podcast that gives you a sneak peak at the live music happening around town this week. Hear tunes from the New Puritans, the Libretto, Nurses, Islands, Dosh, and Lightspeed Champion (pictured).
This week on the Savage Lovecast, host Dan Savage tackles these topics:
How can a 21-year-old straight college student meet girls who will indulge his desire to be forced to clean their houses?
After a rancorous break-up, she wants the sex tape that they made together returned to her. Who should own this precious memory?
A recently dumped gay man wants to know how to make one last "grand romantic gesture" to try to save the relationship.
A sadly sexless teen wants to lose her virginity to her dearly beloved boyfriend. But he wants to wait until marriage. He is also her "best friend." Is he gay?
A married woman with two small children has discovered that her husband is having an affair. Should she allow it to go on or kick him to the curb?
And more. There's always more!
Welcome to the 25th episode of Your Radio Sucks! Since your radio's not getting any better--at least not until the new MetroEast station begins broadcasting--we're still your source for the most exciting new music. For our silver anniversary, your host Ned Lannamann plays a set of all-local, all-Portland music, with songs by Derby, Blue Giant, the Estranged, Matt Sheehy (pictured), Lackthereof, Lasers All the Time, Diesto, Rollerball, Foghorn Duo, and Au. Check out some awesome new bands that just might live on your block.
Hopped up on the excitement of his impending trip to Las Vegas, Matt unintelligibly rambles to Magsy about messed-up Chiclets, and finds time to play some music. Songs by the New York Dolls, Marshall Crenshaw, the National, Thompson Twins and MORE. Welcome to episode 74 of PURE POD FOR NOW PEOPLE!
Dave Allen has more Sasquatch footage for you this week! Says Dave, "I ran into Cedric and Omar from The Mars Volta back stage. We caught up about the last time we spent time together in Los Angeles in 2005 doing a remix together of Gang of Four’s ‘To Hell With Poverty’ with Cedric laying down the vocals in some serious street Spanish way. Of course, it never saw the light of day. Pity. Anyway here’s the video."
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