"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

God damn it! This is the second time in the last year that I've missed a Khaaaaaaaaan! showing because the people throwin' down the event are late on the promotion side. Bastards.

25 years after perhaps the best cry for vengence in cinematic history, not to mention the hands-down best toupee EVER (I've often thought of shaving my head simply so I could wear the Shatner 3000), William Shatner is still bringing the noise as Denny Crane. Bill, you are the shit. Plain and simple.