Meanwhile, I'm ensconced at home where it's neither chilly nor rainy, and where upon the morning there will be no surrounding crush of endless numbers of stupid people.

Seems to be some inconsistency with these blog posts. Is it "camp-out"? or "camp out"? ask Grammar Puppy? or maybe Punctuation Parakeet?

Copy chief Courtney Ferguson is here, and has only consumed a moderate amount of rum. So I'm going to believe her when she says "it's a noun, so it's one word, no hyphen." This is why she's on staff. The paper would be a wreck otherwise.

You guys are such a bunch of fucking dorks.