Once again it's those "Followers of Christ" idiots out in Oregon City and their dying kids. Maybe God's trying tell you dumbasses something by killing off your kids. Hmmm maybe seek medical attention?

[Tori Spelling Joke] Live Studio Audience: "ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!"

Tori no!! There was a time when Tori's body mods were limited to a bit of blush dabbed innocently in her cleavage (and what girl hasn't done that?), to help accentuate her curves so that she could better stand up with Kelly and Brenda. But now she looks like she's mainlining collagen.

And in related news, just off the wires... Jamie Lynn's baby is pregnant.