How is C.J. Perkins shot? It'd be like having two bodies on floor, plus young CJ could get a new uniform!

Pritch-slapped A term created by NBA fanatics to describe Portland Trail Blazers General Manager Kevin Pritchard's habit of getting the better end of a trade. Danny Ainge traded us what? Dude, he got Pritch-slapped! (urbandictionary.com)

I own a "Fletch" Lakers jersey. I think that is enough cred to get me a job at the Mercury sports desk.