A faggot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mr-Brains-Faggots-Pack.jpg
You eat them with peas. People eat them in Wales, which proves they must be weird. From wikipedia: "A faggot is traditionally made from pig heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes breadcrumbs. The mixture is shaped in the hand into balls, wrapped round with caul (a membrane from the pig's abdomen), and baked. A similar dish, almôndega, is traditional in Portugal."
They are, actually, delicious. But don't tell the Welsh.
That story is funny because their name is Doody.
I actually picked up some spotted dick at Freddy's the other day.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick
I am afraid to eat it.