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1
Ha ha, make fun of fags. Way to go Mercury! Thanks for all the free publicity for this homophobic bar. Any upcoming anti-semitic events this week? We wouldn't want to miss the opportunity to make fun of minorities!
3
This is kind of dumb. You don't get anything for winning, yet you get "punished" (AND have to pay for it?!) if you lose? How do they get people to sign up for this junk?

Oh yeah, 82nd.
4
If you were punished by having to get a Ghetto Dolphin, with exaggerated African-American stereotypes like a big afro and looted TV set under its arms, people wouldn't think this was so cute. But making fun of gays is as funny as it gets, right??
5
Stop me if you've heard this one:
How do you make a woman sound like a dolphin?
6
I thought we were supposed to be making fun of dolphins.
7
Wait, isn't Roscoe's a gay bar?
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I don't get it, what does the winner get? I would think if someone were willing to tattoo themselves they'd at least get something, like free food or drinks.

Is a level of intoxication necessary for this to make sense?

And Matt, the only thing I find offensive here is your histrionic rambling. Also, a dolphin with an afro *would* be funny.

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