News Jul 23, 2008 at 9:10 am

Good Morning, News!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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1
Y'arrr, me hearty, 'tis funny, tis true, y'arr, the wench do look better. Y'arrr.
Cap'n Jellybeard on July 23, 2008 at 10:04 AM Report this
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Glad an American could hit that high a BAC but Belgium already has the record - 0.914
ScrumpyFU on July 23, 2008 at 12:53 PM Report this
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If ol' Kurt-killa didn't still have that enormous mouth, I would have never recognized her. Can you say MAJOR work done?
Beer Batter on July 23, 2008 at 2:53 PM Report this
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Not even remotely funny. Next!
Int'l. Assoc. of Satirists on July 23, 2008 at 5:02 PM Report this

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