Bikes Jul 25, 2008 at 2:02 pm

Sexy Trike!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Can we PLEASE get an actual sexy trike with an actual sexy rider? WORST BLOG POST EVER!
Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 25, 2008 at 2:43 PM Mercury Staff
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The cyclist herself looks rather sexy, in a callow, overgrown adolescent sort of way.
s.mirk on July 25, 2008 at 2:44 PM Report this
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Pssht! Another fixie rider who believes in Santa? What a caricature.
Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 25, 2008 at 2:44 PM Mercury Staff
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where's absolute horse shit guy when you need him?
miguelaron on July 25, 2008 at 2:45 PM Report this
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This is unintentionally hilarious.
on July 25, 2008 at 2:47 PM Report this
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This is intentionally and hilariously unintentional hilarity.
Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 25, 2008 at 2:48 PM Mercury Staff
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For fucks sake you infant hipster wannabe... riding your fixie trike to the playground to hang out with all your jaded bro's and talk about "Cindarella" is sooo over-played. Get a fucking life already. Grow up!
Sonny Malone on July 25, 2008 at 2:49 PM Report this
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And drinking Kool-Aid Jammers? PUH-LEEZE. I hope she gets cancer and dies.
Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 25, 2008 at 2:56 PM Mercury Staff
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Cancer.

Not funny.

NEXT!
Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 25, 2008 at 2:57 PM Mercury Staff
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ok ok, this is ABSOLUTE Horse Shit!! If you want sexy you have got to go BIG WHEEL! You can't rip a good skid on a trike. Ain't gonna happen. You'll roll it. Just stop with this Horse Shit and get us a damn BIG wheel! ..or better yet make it a Green Machine! Now those are sexy. TRUTH!
Absolute Horse Shit Guy on July 25, 2008 at 3:04 PM Report this
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I miss Cat Friday.
Alison Hallett on July 25, 2008 at 3:10 PM Report this
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The Kool-Aid juicebox is probably not vegan.
LawyerPepper on July 25, 2008 at 3:12 PM Report this
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That girl is a caricature of herself...
Ann on July 25, 2008 at 3:16 PM Report this
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Hey, Steve, WRITE A REAL STORY. This is, like, totally unintentionally hilarious.
Matt Davis on July 25, 2008 at 3:21 PM Report this
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Also: AIDS IS NOT FUNNY.
Matt Davis on July 25, 2008 at 3:22 PM Report this
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BUT AIDS IS FUNNY MATT
Nick "muggins" Olmstead on July 25, 2008 at 3:26 PM Report this
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Pedalphile.
gabriel amadeus on July 25, 2008 at 3:46 PM Report this
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I suppose that chick is sexy enough if you're into that sort of thing (not my cuppa). But I'm sorry that outfit is a total disaster! It's like a watermelon exploded in a necco wafer factory. Pink and green? Ugh! SO 2003!
Beer Batter on July 25, 2008 at 4:18 PM Report this
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she's not a hipster. no u-lock in her back pocket, no pabst.
miguelaron on July 25, 2008 at 4:23 PM Report this
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This is my favorite.
kiala on July 25, 2008 at 5:43 PM Report this
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WOW, the Mercury again shows how pathetic it really is...trying to attract pedophiles to review their posts. The Mercury is worthless and only attracts people who cannot think for themselves. The Mercury should be ashamed..."sexiest tricycle" WTF???
copwatch watcher on July 25, 2008 at 9:47 PM Report this
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popiggies po-po popiggies etcetera
Matt Davis on July 26, 2008 at 5:38 PM Report this
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Even a crusty old salt such as I have a soft spot for a two year old on a stiffy.

Oh, I say, that could be misconstrued, what! Disregard my comment, and Wilberforce, what ever you do DO NOT click on preview comment.

Oh I say, Wilberforce, did you click preview in revenge for me outing you? Well, you had it coming, you know. Not at all the polite thing to do when employed as village priest. Village idiot like that bloke, Jacomus, yes, but not the village priest.

Not in the slightest funny.

Next!
Int'l. Assoc. of Satirists on July 26, 2008 at 5:47 PM Report this

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