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1
cuil is kinda crappy.
2
speaking of the jonas brothers, perezhilton.com just posted the latest episode of their reality show here:

http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-28-living-the-dream

it was filmed at rock n' rose clothing on east burnside, and trade up music on division.
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I agree with Wackadee-doo. I Cuil-ed myself (it doesn't even sound as much fun as "I googled myself.") and all that it really scrounged up is library listings for my undergraduate thesis.
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seems completely bugged to me, though when I type in 'Alison Hal' (in preparation for a bit of follow-up stalking on your behalf), the illustrious Mercury writer is one of three possible Alisons that neatly pop-up to help me complete my query. Along with Alison Halford and Alison Hall. fyi.
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Nice write up.

So, no results on Wm.TM., eh? Not surprised, chappie, not surprised at all. Looked myself up once. Didn't like what I found. "Rigid martinet with no sense of humor", indeed. "Inept and officious." I say, chappie, not at all fair. I pilot a desk for the Royal Navy for thirty-seven years man and boy, and what do I get at retirement? A gold watch. A pat on the back, no. I'm knighted, made a Baron and shipped to Llandrended, Wales, for God's sake, given an assistant accountant named Wilburforce then shipped to this God-forsaken post to try and improve the quality of satire and parody of this publication before next year's international competition. (The 228th, would you believe?) All because I patted the Prince of Wales on the behind after a particular harrowing mission he undertook to a flower show in Chichester in '82. Happened in the shower. Been in vile durance since, don't you know. However,

Nice article,

Not funny,

Next!

P.S. Thanks for clearing up that little matter of the returned checque for the entrant's fee. Think it shows the proper spirit, chappie, entering the International Satire and Parody show (the 227th, don't you know), after finishing 103rd, 97th and 105th three years running. Out of 75 entrants all three years. Don't know how you do that, quite an accomplishment, really. What did you do to alienate the judges that thoroughly? Well, pip-pip and cheerio.
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Sir:

Looked myself up on google. Several particularly nice write ups, especially my obituary in The Times. Quite satisfying, though the last few years in the Bahamas were a trial.

I remain your humble servant,

Jacomus

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