Fashion Aug 5, 2008 at 10:11 am

Goonie Shoes: Would You Wear Them?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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1
Besides the fact that its not 1985 anymore, they look like they came from some early 90's nightmare.

they're not "good enough for me"
on August 5, 2008 at 10:54 AM Report this
2
No.
on August 5, 2008 at 10:55 AM Report this
3
Nearly bought a pair remarkably like these in '67 or '68 in Capetown. Glad I didn't then. Won't now, either.

Slow news day, eh, what?

Next!
Int'l. Assoc. of Satirists on August 5, 2008 at 11:07 AM Report this
4
ewwww. They are actually making me upset.
Sahar on August 5, 2008 at 11:10 AM Report this
5
holy mary mother of god

it appears to be...a pirate ship
miguelaron on August 5, 2008 at 11:14 AM Report this
6
Crap movie and even crappier shoes! No way.
Beer Batter on August 5, 2008 at 11:47 AM Report this
7
this is our time, our time

down here
miguelaron on August 5, 2008 at 12:01 PM Report this
8
I will wear them and only them to the Republican convention.
DarynDarko on August 5, 2008 at 12:02 PM Report this
9
Someone's marketing Goonies-related footwear and they're NOT calling them Slick Shoes??
Justin on August 5, 2008 at 12:27 PM Report this
10
Only if they come with a Baby Ruth.
nerdliness on August 5, 2008 at 12:36 PM Report this
11
Justin: They're not Nike, either.
miguelaron on August 5, 2008 at 12:46 PM Report this
12
Does it come with that bag? Because that bag is awesome. The shoes? Eh...
Sara on August 5, 2008 at 12:57 PM Report this
13
Y'arr, that be one ugly MF of a pirate ship, y'arr, that it be, matey. B-U-T-T ugly, Y'arr.

Y'arr.
Cap'n Jellybeard on August 5, 2008 at 2:33 PM Report this
14
These look like absolute Horse SHIT!
Absolute Horse Shit Guy on August 5, 2008 at 3:10 PM Report this
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I just started to cry. Is looks like human hair is coming out of them. A bunch of people designed this, thought it was a good idea, then a board of money makers thought it was a good idea too. I bet the poor sweat shop kids were like "this is horrible."
captaincrazy on July 26, 2009 at 11:56 AM Report this

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