Creepy.

I thought God was gonna start saying inappropriate things about how hot Meredith's mom is. I was disappointed.

That just stole all my cynicism.
I'm going to donate all my money to an animal shelter and punch Hitler in the face.

I was on my way to being an athiest at age 8 when I realized that my preacher and my bible didn't say anything about reunited with my beloved Bandit in heaven. And if God didn't want my dog, he couldn't have me. I already thought he was mean when he asked people to sacrafice lambs and drowned the whole earth except those on the ark....