55 lbs?

male?

Maybe this kid has hormone deficiencies or something...

As if we're all unfamiliar with Gary Coleman...

looks like a 52 year old woman with a really shitty attitude.

speaking of people whose appearance defies any conventional description, has anyone else seen the hungarian porno "somewhere under the rainbow"? It's got an.... "it" named "panther". It's neither male or female (it seriously has what looks like a nipple where it's genitals should be), it's either really old, or very young, it has disproportionately large hands, moves like a sloth, is vertically challanged, has it's hair done like alfalfa from our gang, and is incredibly sexually inexperienced for a porn star. I heard a rumor about it, and had to have a porn store special order me a copy. Took about 4 weeks to get. It will ruin your life.

ummm.. I'm trying hard to get Jeff's post out of my head. Thanks Jeff.

I'm curious:

How did they book him before they arrested him?