I hope he goes to Pine State. That way I can can go and personally kick him in the nuts. Dude is a douche.

Wow-this guy is real? I always assumed he was some kind of holographic projection dreamed up by Focus Groups, ala Poochie on the Simpsons. It looks like someone threw up a Hot Topic on him.

I can't believe I'm saying this but, TGI Fridays, you could do better.

My dad called me last year to tell me that Byways was on this show and I needed to go.

I was at Byways the morning he was there. Difficult to focus on breakfast with cameras and spotlights everywhere. He just seemed like an absurd throwback to the 80s.

They better give Holman's their fucking props. That shit is delicious.