The word of a friend of a friend? A rape with no police report filed? Heresay about public masturbators? And all of this dodgy information originating with one person? Why are you devoting copy to this? There's nothing here. No who, no when, no what, no man bites dog, no nothing...

I heard that a roving band of gay men was kidnapping guys at Wild Oats, dressing them in women's clothes and performing sexual acts with salad dressing... a friend told me. I think.