I was working in a movie theater when Encino Man was released. I'm not lying when I said I watched it 20 times. Or at least some part of it. Which is not to say that fact doesn't shame me.
I used to own it on VHS. I'm not lying when I say that when I was in high school I had a friend who worked in a sandwich place with a fro-yo machine and I fuckin' weezed the juice. More than once.
(yeah, I know fro-yo is not slushee, but still. I said I was weezing the juice, so I was.)
(yeah, I know fro-yo is not slushee, but still. I said I was weezing the juice, so I was.)