I say, what?, the International Guild of Satirists, Humourists, Comedians and Pranksters now has its own web page! Amazing, you say.
Well, yes, actually it is when you consider the level of organization and technical sophistication around here is at the level of a colony of cherrystone clams. But, finally, with threats enough, we got Wilberforce, you know that pedophile from accounting at the home office in Llandrid Wells, Wales, to get on the stick or off the stick or whatever and get our site organized.
And organized it is.
I say, this is as excited as I've been since my years as a midshipman aboard the HMS Cornhole on shower night, don't you know.
Baron Sir J. Murphy Witherington, R. Adm, RN, OBE, BfD, Cmdr, No. American Division, International Guild of Satirists, Humourists, Comedians and Pranksters, Ltd.
I will absolutely never be able to find the words to talk about this. The trauma will just live inside me. Forever. Also, none of these guys would ever be allowed within 100 yards of my hoohah.
I say, what?, the International Guild of Satirists, Humourists, Comedians and Pranksters now has its own web page! Amazing, you say.
Well, yes, actually it is when you consider the level of organization and technical sophistication around here is at the level of a colony of cherrystone clams. But, finally, with threats enough, we got Wilberforce, you know that pedophile from accounting at the home office in Llandrid Wells, Wales, to get on the stick or off the stick or whatever and get our site organized.
And organized it is.
I say, this is as excited as I've been since my years as a midshipman aboard the HMS Cornhole on shower night, don't you know.
Anyway, Wm.Tm, you are cordially invited to visit our site at http://sites.google.com/site/satiristsguil….
Your loyal subservient,
Baron Sir J. Murphy Witherington, R. Adm, RN, OBE, BfD, Cmdr, No. American Division, International Guild of Satirists, Humourists, Comedians and Pranksters, Ltd.
P.S.
Still, not funny.
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