Thank God for that hygeinic applicator...

funny, growing up in japan, I reflect on some of the names of the so-called "hygienic" products (scented cotton up my coochie? are you serious?):

"whisper"
"secret"

on packaging in both english and japanese of course. funny, no engrish in the period industry in japan. I guess engrish doesn't do anything for marketability of "secrets" and other shameful things....