Drunk Dec 30, 2008 at 2:42 pm

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I plan on escaping north Idaho and returning home to a government job which will allow me to further my marxist agenda
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In 2009, I resolve to finally get around to making breakfast nachos.

PS: "sipping" champagne? I believe the word you were looking for there was "chugging." Or "slamming."
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@ Joneser

Ha! Yes, of course. You "sip" real champagne and "chug" the 'ol $5 bottle of Brut. I guess I'll be chugging after all.
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Breakfast nachos? Awesome!
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In 2009 I will give up blog commenting. Totally.
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Less shooting heroin into my veins, more shooting heroin into the toes of baby cats.

I'm doing my part to make each of god's creatures a little more happy.

(My real resolution is to stop being so rad. It's throwing the Earth off its axis.)
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I don't do resolutions because they are bullshit. The only thing close to a resolution is this. To get the hell out of this town full of right-wingers, rednecks, white trash, and juggalos and actually live in Portland!

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