Cute girl. Just the thought of this kind of eating makes me sick even though I love bacon. I moderate my intake like a normal person. What the hell is wrong with these people?
Agreed - competitive and all-you-can-keep-down eating contests really, *really* gross me out, and have stopped me from watching some Food and Travel Network programming.
C'mon kid. I know bacon stole your girlfriend and used your favorite sweatsocks to wipe up afterword, but jeez. Don't you think its time to forgive and forget.
Bacon loves you man. Love the bacon.
714 pickles doesn't sound like enough to add up to one of those things.