It's a balancing act, Graham. Part of my schtick is that I come off as a bit of douche, no? Does the idea of me getting vapor-drunk with the Merc staff not sound lulzy? Matt and me drunk in the same building sounds awesome.
I grew up on the gold coast of Connecticut, dude. Jerzey/LI guidos were one of the most popular haloween costumes throughout high school. Give me a few minutes notice and popped collars, blow-outs, gold, and bitches named Cheryl are totally doable.
And yes, I know Matt's number. It's in my phone. I've never called it, nor attempted to personal army it. Like I said, a fine line. Gotta keep people on their toes.
POST SOME FUCKING CATS!!!
p.s. the home version of the AWOL is $300. I'll put in $50 if the Merc office buys one. for reals.
Everyone using the machine looks like a douche.
You don't want to look like a douche, do you?
There's also a big difference between looking douchey and acting douchey. I doubt you've got a spray-tan and a popped collar.
And yes, I know Matt's number. It's in my phone. I've never called it, nor attempted to personal army it. Like I said, a fine line. Gotta keep people on their toes.