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1
ITS CATURDAY!!!

POST SOME FUCKING CATS!!!

p.s. the home version of the AWOL is $300. I'll put in $50 if the Merc office buys one. for reals.
2
NOT A CAT, do a GIS for "alcohol without liquid"

Everyone using the machine looks like a douche.

You don't want to look like a douche, do you?
3
It's a balancing act, Graham. Part of my schtick is that I come off as a bit of douche, no? Does the idea of me getting vapor-drunk with the Merc staff not sound lulzy? Matt and me drunk in the same building sounds awesome.
4
Did you know that Matt's cell phone number is easily available on the internet?

There's also a big difference between looking douchey and acting douchey. I doubt you've got a spray-tan and a popped collar.
5
I grew up on the gold coast of Connecticut, dude. Jerzey/LI guidos were one of the most popular haloween costumes throughout high school. Give me a few minutes notice and popped collars, blow-outs, gold, and bitches named Cheryl are totally doable.

And yes, I know Matt's number. It's in my phone. I've never called it, nor attempted to personal army it. Like I said, a fine line. Gotta keep people on their toes.

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