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Not a sensation. Too much wailing and not enough flopping.

on February 16, 2009 at 8:25 AM

2

"I say, old chap! Your submarine driving is lumpier than me mum's custard!"

Surprisingly coherent, that phrase: 9 out of 10.

Matt Davis on February 16, 2009 at 9:17 AM

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What, no tasering? Must have been in a country with a standard of human rights higher than in the US.

Suburban Porn King on February 16, 2009 at 9:37 AM

4

Damn, she acts just like me after spending 15 minutes in Ikea.

humanclock on February 16, 2009 at 10:10 AM

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