Aw, I think it's cute the way you're letting Davis hide under your skirts to keep him protected from the big, bad men.

The Portland Mercury: Caring about potholes since...4:00 pm 3/11/09.

Can we fill potholes with SNUS ads? Win-win for the Merc.

More and more I get the feeling Phoenix is doing this to fuck with peoples heads. I see him taking a page from Sascha Baron-Cohen and releasing this all later as a master spoof.

Let's fill the potholes with Joaquin's beard.

"Hey! I'm Joaquin here!"

Funny - The Timbers Army has donated more than $10,000 to habitat for humanity in the past 7 years and holds Habitat days four times a year in which we get out and build affordable housing.

Something tells me the TA has done more for affordable housing in this town in the past year than you nitwits have done in your life.