Apr 17, 2009 at 10:00 am

This Is How Ganon Really Died

Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
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1
that drink looks horrible, but it makes my morning a little brighter that someone named it a triforce.
A CAT, probably on April 17, 2009 at 10:06 AM Report this
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That drink sounds amazing. I'll bet it tastes like a sorority girl bathing in coco butter and lost innocence.
kiala on April 17, 2009 at 10:08 AM Report this
3
what's next, copypasta?
on April 17, 2009 at 12:05 PM Report this
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We started down that road a long time back, friend.
A CAT, probably on April 17, 2009 at 12:31 PM Report this

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