Wot if I need to get my teef fixed?

I thought Byron Beck broke this story. Credit where credit is due...

I stopped looking at that magazine, when it dawned on me that it was more about Portland's rich. Every time I cracked that mag open it would be a picture of some wealthy asses at a cocktail party in the pearl. How is this entertaining?

For clarification: Beck broke the rumor. We got the confirmation.