Am i the only one excited that Molly's internship end-date is going to keep her from vomiting more this crap on blogtown?

CAT, I respectfully disagree.

I kind of liked this review. It was amazingly inane and stupid. I felt like I just ate a twinkie... in the best possbile way.

Not only will I freely admit to seeing the first Into the Blue, Molly, but I'll freely admit to OWNING the first Into the Blue. So I was not scoffing.

And if I was, it was in the most respectful way possible.

I didn't bother to read it. I recall the last installment in her series causing me to nearly stab my eyes out because of it's "OMG REMEMBER THE 90S??!!!" nostalgia. Plus, this one had a lot of words. Fuck that.

I think the word conquers should be conjures. Am I right?

Mass market films with big budgets go through so many filters in their creation that the result is easy to make fun of.

But "I don't think your target audience really cares/knows anything about the war" is off base.

Just about everyone over 16 and many younger of the film's audience demographic have friends of friends, friends or have family in Iraq, injured or dead. All guys have to register for the military at age 18. Many people join for a job.

So yes, in this film, Iraq superfluous. To real people not.

You're smart. The line "How historical!" is quite funny and continues to be funny when read subsequent times(!). I request a review of the currently circulating Sam Adams video... I think you may be the only one able to do it some justice. Lastly - we need to brainstorm ways to use your ability to drive some readers to want to stab out their own eyes to our advantage. That may really come in useful sometime...