News May 7, 2009 at 10:02 am

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> So why exactly does Miss California Carrie Prejean hate the gays so much? Read this laughably sad story.

I guess Obama's parents must have accused each other of being gay too, since he holds the exact same views on gay marriage as Prejean. You did know that, right, Perez?
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The correct spelling is nickels. So there.
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If Oprah had any taste, she'd be giving away coupons for Popeye's, instead. Or Church's. Mmmm. Churches.
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Carrie's mom says the "gay" allegations went both ways. In court papers dated May 16, 2000, a report from the court-appointed counselor says "The mother also alleges the father told the girls their stepfather was gay, that all men with mustaches are gay."

So true. That is why Portland is so gay. The ironic mustaching turns you average young ne'erdowell hipster into a flaming flamer in no time. Poor,poor Carrrie Meanjeans...........
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I'd like to add something to abusive's comment that has nothing to do with the blog post, and everything to do with my anti-mustache crusade: after two or three days, an ironic mustache CEASES TO BE IRONIC, and is now simply a part of your face. Take heed, Portland, and shave those stupid fucking things off already.

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