I'll try to make it AND introduce myself. Just don't touch me with trivia cat...................

I'm pretty old (72) and have a lot of stuff stored in my brain. The biggest problem is digging it out when I need it. It might be fun to try it, tho. Maybe I'll see you there.

Earnest "Nex" Cavalli, I promise to get you drunk if you'll show up. (And showing up for things like this is a good way to get over your crippling social anxiety. Just saying.)

I don't have any plans this time for Thursday. Maybe I'll show up and give a fake name so no one knows that it's me.

Maybe I'll go and give my REAL name so know one knows it's me... except maybe that wouldn't work at this point.

Anyway, I messed up and sort of failed my class, so I'll try to be there on time.

I mean, "no one".. that right there is why I fail.

Cause you confused your homonyms? I thought the class was in transportation or something like that.

ROM, you're bumming us out. TriviaCat says he'll buy you a beer.

Huh, I conveniently have Friday off, maybe I'll make it up there.

Oh! I get it! Bribes! Wonderful!

Yeah, I'll be trying to make it. (Also, I don't really have crippling social anxiety, but it makes me seem more human -- a necessity when trying to convince people you aren't a deadly robot.)

And yeah Michelle, I'm terribly sorry, but since 2003 I've done far more drugs than my brain's ability to retain information would like. Was I super adorable back then?

Actually, I think my memory is coming back to me, and assuming I'm remembering this correctly I think it's safe to say that yes, I was super adorable.

Or infuriating.

Either way, I'm kinda hoping you don't want to punch me in the junk.