Sex May 14, 2009 at 11:32 am

Abstinence Rocks!

Sarah Mirk
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Stryper!

I wish I could get women to look evil like that with me. They're usually making a totally different face.
Suburban Porn King on May 14, 2009 at 1:47 PM Report this
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Wait. People is one, two, three and four? What parts of the body is he talking about?
Suburban Porn King on May 14, 2009 at 1:49 PM Report this
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I've always felt that Stryper's "Soldiers Under Command" album was relatively solid.
martin on May 14, 2009 at 3:21 PM Report this
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Fuck yeaaaaayaaaaahhhh! I wonder if they have a karaoke version.
Miranda Radik on May 14, 2009 at 4:14 PM Report this
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Q: If a stork brings white babies, and a crow brings black babies, what kind of bird brings no babies? A: A swallow.
ujfoyt on May 14, 2009 at 5:46 PM Report this
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I like ujfoyt a million times more now that i know he's a septuagenarian.
A CAT, probably on May 14, 2009 at 8:32 PM Report this
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Thanks a heap, OB.
ujfoyt on May 15, 2009 at 11:53 AM Report this
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Crap. OB should have been ON. My most profound apologies.
ujfoyt on May 15, 2009 at 2:30 PM Report this

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