my favorite keyboard cat is still:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyauGeRa5T0

best parts: the silent dad and "...a lot can happen... you can think"

"Go offline!"

The onlines are dangerous. Especially on the channels. AND THE EMAILS. Don't get me started about the dangers of being on the emails.

Go DAD!!!
"Where are your gawdamn brains???"
Wow keyboard cat is even better the "________ Shreds"

Parents who whine and cry like pussies have children who whine and cry like pussies.

"You alright?! I learned it by watching you!"