Blah Blah Blah....

You self-obsessed writers will never shut up about your precious twitters will you?

AND FOOD?!?! Who give a fuck? Real Portlanders who've lived here their wholes lives don't shit two shits about your fusion taco trucks. Get a life.

Ok, I think I've summed up all the arguments and discussions now.

LastSup, when are you going to follow me back on the twitts? I say funny stuff and everyone thinks I dress very well.

Ptrick, yes follow Graham on the Twatter. He's the best.

Also, Stephanie Stricklen is not following me either and I'm like besties with Melissa Lion and also hello...queen of something or other.

You know who is following me, though? CLIVE BARKER.

IN YOUR FACE STRICKLEN.

Patrick you are SHAMELESS. #followme@alisonhallett

Voodoo doughnut will have a mobile food cart running around starting late june. Locations will be announced through twitter. First event will be Sunday parkways...

You were making such progress Coleman. I was beginning to respect your writing.............
and Lobster go back to hanging out with girls on rollerskates

Patrick. I looked for your damn account when you said you were signing up and couldn't find it. What is it? Did I miss it? Admittedly I just skimmed this post.

Also, guess who Steph does follow! ME! So BOOYAH! That means I get extra points or... I dunno. Wtf. Maybe I can get a banner like Steven's.

Or just add me. I'll follow you. @willradik

OH. Also. Steph is putting me in charge of the imaginary karaoke in her imaginary dive bar, too. So suck it.

Will, PAC's twitter name is LastSup.

Perfect example of doing it right:Bailey's Taproom. New post for each new beer that goes on tap. Nothing else. Perfect. http://twitter.com/baileystaproom/

Steph follows me. AND I'm besties with Kiala Kazebee.

Basically I am a goddess on the internets.

Yours,

Melissa Lion
The Empress of Social Mediocrity

Also, you must all come to What the Shit, a dramatic twitter reading series. People will read six tweets, in poetry voice. All tweets are up for grabs. Tentative debut: June 5th. Details coming soon.

Steph doesnt follow me... but she is really nice to me when we do chat on Twitter. Hey wait a minute @melissalion doesnt follow me either.

Steph doesn't follow me, and I have the pulse of this town.

The recent soft opening was well documented on twitter, causing one attendee to tweet:

Anyone else in the really fucking big line at koi fusion right now?


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Melissa Lion follows me, too. Ahem. And she has pictures of me shirtless on her blog. So yeah. You could pretty much juice oranges on my pecs, I'm that awesome.