Posts like this are why Matt's up for the Alt. Weekly piece award.
Nah ... but anyway congrats Matt!

This is dumb.

Matt, the word "zeit-guise" is quite possibly the best thing you've ever done. You should probably retire now, as you'll never be able to top that one.

You would have possibly made me barf with this, if I hadn't been sticking my fingers in my mouth all day to keep my girlish figure.