News May 20, 2009 at 10:00 am

Good Morning, News!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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That just makes me want to bang Bristol even more...


Oh, and Wm., do you have any of those flimsy blankies on board?
Demondog on May 20, 2009 at 10:19 AM Report this
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Bristol needs to let it do what it do. And holla.
Chunty McHutchence on May 20, 2009 at 10:29 AM Report this
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Today is Ducknesday. O, Howard, we hardly knew ye. Thankyou for your time.
ujfoyt on May 20, 2009 at 12:06 PM Report this
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I hate fat people.
on May 20, 2009 at 12:47 PM Report this
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Consequences of sex = orgasms and expelled bodily fluids. Unless, of course, you're doing it unsafely, or you're horribly unlucky.
Miranda Radik on May 20, 2009 at 2:15 PM Report this
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I'm fat. I'll sit next to people for you, but I need health benefits and a competitive wage. You know, to pay for all the food.
on May 21, 2009 at 10:42 PM Report this

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