when you're covered in head-face-skin cancer, who will be laughing then, blog-f/u/c/k/e/r?

HATS 4 LIFEEEEEEEEEEE

Send us a picture of you in your hat, and we'll let Portland vote on whether it's stupid or not. (I already know how I'm voting.)

"Don't want to look fucking stupid? Read MOD."

Like these fuckin douche wranglers?

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You can have my porkpie when you pry it from my cold dead head.

Hats are stupid. You failed to mention the "newsboy" caps. Is this the depression? Are you a newsie? Why do your pants only come down to your calf?

However, does this include the "lazy-ass, haven't taken a shower today, so I'm cramming on a baseball cap over my jacked up hair" hat?

Worse than hats are those gross distended earlobes. Can you call an end to that? I feel pretty bad for those poor suckers once that trend dries up. Though not as bad as I feel for those with facial tattoos.

Jesus. Who put a hemorrhoid pillow on that baby's head?

Abusive has a very good point there. I would pay good money to keep those people, and their clothes, away from me.

I just assume that most guys who wear hats are trying to hide a bald spot.

And any guy who wears a FUCKING BASEBALL CAP after dark should be sterilized on site.

I'd totally hit the blonde in the straw cowboy hat. Yeehaw!

Amen, Wm. I've never experienced a city that seemed to be collectively shouting, "Let's all express our individualism by wearing hats that are unlike every other hat. Hats Hats Hats!"

Can we also declare a fatwa on mustaches?

On all douchey facial hair in general?

Uh Colin - you should notice Lemmy (your avatar) has all the aforementioned expressions of individualism.

When sombreros are illegal, only illegals will have sombreros.

*hat dances*

Can I cover my head with a bicycle helmet? It isn't technically a hat, but it is a head covering...

Or is that a stupid question? *Sniff, Sniff*

Perhaps there should be an exception for safety hats and all of the hats worn by the Village People.

What if someone just has really terrible hair? Is it better for all of us if they wear a hat?

I like my wool newsie and felt fedora. Fucking too cool for school pseudo- hipsters Go back to whining that there's no fucking White Castle here.

"Don't want to look fucking stupid? Read MOD."

Sorry, but, using the Mod blog as a fashion guide will lead to a big fail. This town seems to have no idea... except when it comes to kitsch or looking homeless on purpose. Might help to have writers with some taste? Is there anyone in this town with taste?

No. We put the people with taste on the B-ship and sent them out ahead to make sure the telephones were clean when we got there...

ooh ooh! What about the crazy guy with the Witches hat on the MAX all winter long- a witches hat- THAT WAS HAND CROCHETED!!! most ridiculous HAT I've ever seen. ever.

Heh. Matthew D. HGTG.