PAC, you seem to be symbolically giving up your wife to the masses at the end of this piece.

Also: tl;dr edit out 400 words.

Also: Two Girls One Cup was tame. Google some SWAP.avi; it made the porn reviewers at Something Awful actually weep for humanity.

Also: What has the internet done to me?

Graham: Take my wife. Please! No. I kid. I kid. You're asking me to excise 400 words of sheer brilliance?! Impossible!

Also: I don't write for people who are too lazy to actually type "too long; didn't read."

Also: I'm aware that the above statement is basically pooping on the concept of immediacy on the Innerwebz.

Also: Speaking of pooping. What part of "honestly I’ve subjected my brain to enough depraved bullshit to last a lifetime," do you not understand?

at first I didnt think so but then at about halfway through I thought "that blonde is hott." and then i just lmfaoed.

I both enjoyed reading the piece, and watching those pieces.... That was totally fucking hot. And I thought the Asian girl was hotter than the blonde.

I heard the description of 2 girls.... no need to watch the video after that.

Defs brilliant viral marketing.

GRAHAM. I read that whole Something Awful thing and I..I...

I used to be an innocent but never again. Never again.

*A single tear*

kiala, I've got a copy floating around somewhere. I'll mail you a DVD. Just DM me your address.

No thanks are necessary... or deserved.

For everyone else: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of…

Okay Graham, you win. Scariest guy here for owning that on DVD.