Drink VISO instead. It's made locally, it's not carbonated, it has tons of vitamins, it has LOTS of caffeine, and it's super good.

Why is there a cartoon penis on that girl's stomach?

Alberta is still better than Broadway cuz of memory.

They got Tilt too, Joose is where it's at these days.

Detachable penis.

You could always pour some blow in it.

@Shiny Disco Balls

Cause someone drew it there.

It's all about Four Loko now. Beware of the Loko Uva flavor. It's got all the good stuff and twice the alcohol of sparks and it's in a 24 oz. can. The death of sparks has spawned a new and more dangerous drink. Try one and I guarantee you will promise yourself that you will never ever drink one again, for a week.

Um, wow, hate to be the one to inform you but, caffeine, taurine, and guaranine they are all different names for the same thing-and that is caffeine.

So when you hear that an energy drink has guarana, taurine and caffeine then what they are really saying is that is just has caffeine. The chemical nomenclature that allows them to call them three different things was developed as a way of telling you where they got their caffeine from.

Guaranine comes from the guarana plant of South America, Taurine is also from a tropical plant most often grown in Florida, and finally caffeine refers to synthetically obtained caffeine.

That said there is always no doze, or you can chase your liquor with a regular energy drink.

Oh, and detachable penis.

There was so much orange puke at that party it boggled the mind.


During my SXSW experience about 4 years ago I was introduced to Sparkleberries. Sparks, vodka and cranberry juice. They were $2 and served in pints. The rest is kinda hazy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taurine

Palmolita, you're a fucking idiot.