It's hard to take any shark movie seriously if it doesn't star LL Cool J.

It's also awesome for the "roar" sound these sharks make! Tiger sharks?

They were playing this at Movie Madness the other day. I spent about ten minutes watching it trying to figure out which Baldwin it was, and then I watched it some more because it was just a sweet ass movie.

The question is, WWJD - What Would Jaws Do?

OLD MEME! Gah, ur so stoopid.
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Still ur pretty awsum tho.

Henriksen is apparently better at keeping up with his dumb sharks than he is with his Golden Gate Bridge appearances.

Okay.. so. This movie. Come on. They're just making this shit on purpose now to cater to the ironic taste of asshole hipsters like me. Except, I can't enjoy it so much if it's made that way on purpose.

Okay. I'll probably still enjoy it. I loved Snakes on a Plane. I saw it in a theater full of drunk people shouting at the screen, though.

Sequel! SHARK IN THE VENETIAN! Shark invades that dumb mall with the fake sky and shitty canal. Ironic horror run amok in shitty, overpriced Vegas novelty hotel.