Glorious!

What sin taxes do we have left? Like get off my back bitches! It's the american tradition to drink smoke and pay those freakin' taxes, but c'mon man there are other habits to pick on too. How 'bout those damn bicycles that are always busting the rules and causing a lot of road agony huh? They could pay for registration of their vehicle too. And make them have a license! Take a safety test before hitting the road (literally). Then there are other nuisances, like fast food soda cups. Add a 5ȼ tax on those? People are just as addicted to cols as some are to beer, there's a deposit on cans & bottles, why not I say!