If you have protesters who can throw objects at 40m per second, you might as well just consider your rule over.

40m per second is more than 80 mph. I don't think you can throw a balloon that fast. If you could, the rate of deceleration would be very high.

Dr. Ruth took a vulva puppet onto Conan O'Brien and made him very uncomfortable a few years ago.

How come the first two (now three) posts on "Girls only!" are guys?

Speaking (or writing) for myself, I saw the word vulva and totally missed the Girls only sign. So there.