Comedy Jul 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Oprah Vandalizes Our Streets!

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Oprah got a Mercury box on Division a while back. Usually I don't get in a huge hurry to remove small amounts of graffiti or tags but for some reason, I hated that tag so much I took care of it on the spot.
on July 13, 2009 at 5:43 PM Report this
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Damnit Alf, don't you have a cat to eat or something?
ctb on July 13, 2009 at 5:47 PM Report this
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Alf, you're a newspaper box janitor? Huh.
Miranda Radik on July 13, 2009 at 6:20 PM Report this
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Now if someone could erase all the assinine "Paulrus is Dead" and "Honest" trags that would be a good thing. No one will ever top "Bonus" he has tagged every place humanly possible in the PNW.
Abusive on July 14, 2009 at 8:18 AM Report this
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reminds me of the asinine names for street drugs on The Wire: "Greenhouse Gas is hot!"
Chunty McHutchence on July 14, 2009 at 9:40 AM Report this
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If it makes you two feel better, I ate four cats while scrubbing off the stain.

When I walk my dog, if she smells another dogs urine, she pees there. Are taggers like this too?
on July 14, 2009 at 11:20 PM Report this

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