Dear Attendee,

In lieu of gifts please donate to our favorite charity, Sam Adams Legal Fund. Also plan to stay late for the Randy Leonard Baby Baptism taking place in Victory Garden, immediately following the ceremony.

Thank you,

Seriously Delusional Mercury Staff

P.S Dress fancy, really fancy, as in Tivas with your roommates cleanest pair of socks fancy...did we mention fancy?!! Whooo fancy!!!!