"Two teens try to steal beer, wind up shooting at guards at 82nd Avenue Freddies."

Um, no! Did you read the article? One adult tried to steal beer and got into a fight with security guards. Moments later, at the other end of the store two teens tried to rob a cashier and shot at a security guard who tried to stop them...

Beavers in Beaverton? That makes sense. See ya Beavs!

"It's like your wife telling you she wants to date another guy and you asking her what he looks like," Leonard said.

That is classy :)

OH! I didn't understand that, DLS. I thought the guy who tried to rob the cashier was in cahoots with the teens.

I'll edit the post.