"...as I was en route to Mary's Club"

You are talking about a bacon sandwich and you have to slip in props to a strip club?

I hope the next time you show up at a food cart they make YOU degrade yourself for a taco. Just say'n.

I also threw in props to a dive bar and a cart that I can't remember the name of because I was too loaded. I don't see your point, really.

And I'll have you know that I get paid to degrade myself for tacos.

I'll bet you could smell the Vegan Fakinfest from a couple blocks away. And I'm not talking about the food.

http://www.marysclub.com/history.html

You don't know the difference between a food cart, a dive bar and a strip club?

Lets see, in one of these establishments women take their clothes off for losers. The other two are not normally seen as offensive.

You can play dumb if you want, it goes with the Mercury mystique.

Have you not read the Mercury? (Like, maybe just two weeks ago when a Mary's stripper/longtime contributor was on the cover?)

And i'm sure you can find just as many people (if not more) in Portland who are offended by a bacon wrapped hot dog as they are by strippers.